Dead on Arrival
"Movies don't create psychos.
Movies make psychos more creative."

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage


When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!
Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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tomtribbleston:

oreoofficial:

girls go to the bathroom together because they have to perform hourly rituals to the dark lord satan. this is a fact

i am girl i can confirm this

(Source: oreooficial)


shouldnt:

literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever


tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you


pokemon-personalities:

lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’


koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

My problem was that no one ever needed me as much as I needed them.(58/365) by (KJ)

(Source: kjpoems)


hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants